When her husband was late returning home, a grumpy woman decided to leave a letter that read, “I’ve had enough and have left you.” Don’t bother pursuing me.
She then hid beneath the bed to observe his response.
The husband returns home after a little while, and she hears him in the kitchen before he enters the bedroom.
He went to the drawer and took out the note while she looked on.
After a little while, he wrote a note on it and quickly dialed a phone number.
At last, she’s gone. Yes, I am fully aware that the time has come. I’ll be heading over to see you. Will you not put on that gorgeous nightgown?
I cherish you. I’m eager to see you. We’ll engage in any dirty activities you choose.
After hanging up, he picked up his keys and walked out.
As she emerged from beneath the bed, she heard the automobile pull away.
Tears welling in her eyes and furious, she reached for the note to read what he had written.
“Your feet are visible to me. We’re running low on bread; please return in five minutes.
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When a wealthy guy passes away, 10 million dollars are left behind.
One of her math courses was given the following issue by a sixth-grade teacher:
When a rich guy passes away, he left ten million dollars.
His wife will receive a fifth, his kid will receive a fifth, his butler will receive a sixth, and the remainder will be donated to charity.
What does each receive now?
There was a long pause in the classroom until a young child raised his hand.
“A lawyer!” he said, his voice full of conviction.
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JOKE OF THE DAY: A woman who was upset that her husband was taking too long to return home left a letter that said, “I’ve had enough and have left you.” Don’t bother pursuing me.
She then hid beneath the bed to observe his response.
The husband returns home after a little while, and she hears him in the kitchen before he enters the bedroom.
He went to the drawer and took out the note while she looked on.
After a little while, he wrote a note on it and quickly dialed a phone number.
“At last, she’s gone. Yes, I am fully aware that the time has come. I’ll be heading over to see you. Would you mind wearing that gorgeous nightgown? I adore you and am so excited to see you. We’ll engage in any dirty activities you choose.
After hanging up, he picked up his keys and walked out.
As she emerged from beneath the bed, she heard the automobile pull away.
Tears welling up in her eyes, she snatched up the note to see what he had written. ✯️
(Extension of the first comment)😂👇