On a Valentine’s Day night, a shy gentleman enters a pub and notices a stunning young woman sitting by herself at the bar.
He musters his confidence for an hour before approaching her and hesitantly asking,
“Well, how about I bring you a drink?”
She shouts, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” at the top of her lungs in response.
They became the center of attention in the tavern.
The man, of course, was horribly and totally mortified, and he slinks back to his table in a flush.
A few minutes later, the woman approaches him and expresses her regret.
“I’m really sorry if I embarrassed you just then,” she replies with a smile.
As a psychology graduate student, you see, I’m researching how people react to uncomfortable circumstances.
At this point, the man answers loudly, “What do you mean? $300?