A blonde, eager to earn some money, decided to rent herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a posh neighborhood. She walked to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any works for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
“How about fifty dollars?” the blonde asked.
In agreement, the man informed her that the garage contained the paint and other supplies she could require.
Hearing the talk from inside the house, the man’s wife told her husband,
“Is she aware that the porch extends around the entire house?”
“She should, she was standing on it,” the man said.
After a little while, the blonde knocked on the door to get her money.
“You’re done already?” he inquired.
The blonde replied, “Yes, and I applied two coats because I had leftover paint.”
The man took the $50 out of his pocket, impressed.
Additionally, the blonde added, “it’s a Ferrari, not a Porch.”