Joke 1: An elderly woman visits a doctor and says, “You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent.” The doctor responds, “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.” The woman returns the following week and says, “Doctor,” “I don’t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas… although still silent, it stinks terribly.” “Good,” the doctor said, “now that we’ve cleared up your nose, we’ll start to work on your hearing.”
“What’s wrong with me, Doctor?
Ouch when I touch my arm! It aches.
Ouch when I touch my leg! It aches.
Ouch when I touch my head! It aches.
Ouch when I touch my chest! It aches so bad!
In response, the doctor says, “Your finger is broken.”