On a trip from Los Angeles to New York, a blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other. Would she like to play a fun game, the lawyer asks?
The blonde graciously declines and moves to the window to get a few winks because she is exhausted and simply wants to snooze.
The attorney continues, explaining that the game is simple and enjoyable.
He clarifies, saying, “I ask you a question, and you pay me $5.00 if you don’t know the answer, and vice versa.”
She refuses once more and makes an effort to sleep.
“All right, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00,” the now-agitated lawyer replies.
The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
“All right,” the attorney says, “it’s your turn.”
“What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” she asks the attorney.
Perplexed, the lawyer pulls out his laptop and looks through all of his references, but finds nothing.
Using his modem, he connects to the air phone and searches the internet and the Library of Congress, but there is no response.
He emails all of his friends and coworkers in frustration, but to no result.
He gives the blonde $500.00 when he wakes her up an hour later.
After saying “thank you,” the blonde goes back to sleep.
The lawyer wakes up the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” with a hint of annoyance.
The blonde hands the lawyer $5.00 from her handbag and falls back asleep without saying anything.