It might be weird and scary to start dating again, especially if it has been a while since we were last single. The most crucial lesson to keep in mind, though, is that it’s critical to maintain an open mind and refrain from passing judgment on others too quickly.
That’s exactly what a 70-year-old widow had to go through in this amusing story I saw online. Her doorbell rang unexpectedly while she was at home. However, she never anticipated seeing the person on the other side.
Make sure to read all the way through to the end of this amazing joke. Oh, you are more than free to share the story with others if you enjoyed it so they can laugh too!
A 70-year-old widow who was lonely decided it was time to be married again.
She placed the following ad in the neighborhood newspaper:
“The husband desired! They must still be good in bed, be in my age range, and not run around on me or hit me. Please apply in person if you are an applicant.
She heard the doorbell the next day. She was shocked to discover a gray-haired man seated in a wheelchair when she answered the door. He had neither legs nor arms.
“You don’t really want me to think about you, do you?” The widow inquired: “Look at you, you’re a legless person!”
“Therefore, I cannot run around on you!” said the elderly gentleman with a smile.
“Neither do you have any arms!” She gave a snort.
The elderly man grinned once again and said, “Therefore, I can never beat you!”
“Are you still good in bed?” she inquired, raising an eyebrow.
“I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?” the elderly guy remarked, leaning back and grinning broadly.
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Love and Peace
Daddy is bored.
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